summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
Ok bye bye
Shhhhh I am a witch
Don’t give away my secret
Ok way to just crush my dreams
I would kill it with fire
K.
Math, English, history, Spanish, chem
Exams start next week…
I like books. I like macaroni.
And you tell me doe
(Source: tomhiddlestunned)
“I’m just a man looking for his wife and son. Anyone who gets in the way is going to lose.”
(Source: viggomortensenn)
My favorite *-*
Romney to female heckler: “Why don’t you sit down…?”
I can see it now: A female heckles President Romney during his speech. He tries addressing her, but she keeps interrupting. Finally, he says, “Why don’t you sit down and I will tell you exactly what I’m going to do.” And the liberal refrain will be, “Romney is a sexist! He said to a woman, ‘Why don’t you sit down’! This is just like the Fifties!”
But Obama said it, actually, so no big.
(Source: theblaze.com)
Margaret’s List of Stuff to Mark the End of Exams
8 MORE DAYS UNTIL I…
1. Sleep till I can’t sleep no more
2. Get a new iPhone charger cause this one is making me angry
3. Finally order my Alzner shirsey
4. Eat sushi
5. Sleep some more
6. Go shopping (especially for cute shoes)
7. Go skating with my church friends
8. Start up a good workout plan again
9. (And stick to it)
10. Start eating like a normal person aka 3 meals a day not 1.5
11. Finish learning Round Midnight on piano
12. Arrange the Way You Look Tonight for geetar
13. Finish my a cappella arrangement of Livin on a Prayer
14. Plan my NYC trip
15. Go skating again (and again)
16. Bleach my teeth
17. Have a movie marathon
18. Watch every playoff game possible
19. Run at least three miles all day erry day
20. Get a job
21. Start and finish pre-calc asap
22. Enjoy AP Econ as much as possible
23. Get as good as I can at Korean
24. Sign up for the SAT
25. Not make a fool of myself at my piano recitals (hopefully)
26. Finish learning my Stewart audition piece
27. Perfect my Stewart audition piece (hahaha IF ONLY)
28. Meander on my college visits
29. Start my voice lessons
30. Magically summon a Caps player so I can meet him
31. Make my Tumblr interesting
32. Visit a ghost town
33. Add to this list
TO BE CONTINUED
